Submitted by EyeMeMine (not verified) on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 16:38.
I have lymphedema, a shutdown of the lymphatic system in my legs. This means that fluid (mostly salt water) collects in my legs to where the skin would shred from the pressure (and has, several times) if I'm not diligent in keeping these velcro braces which wrap tightly around my legs to maintain sufficient pressure. Then I must elevate my legs above the kidneys several times each day and climb into these stockings made out of the same vinyl they make beach balls out of. These stockings inflate with air and then deflate and inflate again, maintaining this pattern every three miniutes or so to "pump" the fluids into my torso. After this, I quickly throw on the velcro braces and hopefully my day is relatively pain- and itch-free. My "skin" is a combination of dry, flaky scale and a rubber-like material. Yuck! That's my BODY!! The flesh is described, in medical terms, as "woody," which means that each calf (the entire calf) is as hard as a, uhh -- umm, er, uh -- woody. I love the medical community's sense of humor, don't you? To make matters worse, the loss of the sense of touch contributed to a fall two years ago, snapping my spine, crushing a vertebra, and putting me in a wheelchair for the rest of my life. My attempts to live without a chair caused severe carpel tunnel, forciing me to shell out 20 grand for a specialized electric wheelchair.
My point is that I wish my ankles looked like this guy's do. Instead, last year I was fitted for 16 1/2 EEEEEE (6E) shoes. Before all this I fit in an American 11 D. Last week when we were covered with snow, I tried these clod hoppers on and couldn't even get my feet inside the shoe -- even after REMOVING the shoestring!!
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Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Mon, 05/19/2008 - 19:05.
shut up, i dont think anyone actualy thought it would create a tsunami. but yes tell me more i would love to listen to you talk about something that really doesnt mean shit to do with this picture.
balancing
This is a hell of a balancing act!
I seriously doubt that
I seriously doubt that speedo has any effect on his drag
Yikes!
That's one heck of a beer gut.
VERY FUNNY.
VERY FUNNY.
his right leg/ankle looks
his right leg/ankle looks really ****** up
Thats what you call a
Thats what you call a cankle, its the fat from the calf falling down onto the ankle :D
Not Necessarily Fat
I have lymphedema, a shutdown of the lymphatic system in my legs. This means that fluid (mostly salt water) collects in my legs to where the skin would shred from the pressure (and has, several times) if I'm not diligent in keeping these velcro braces which wrap tightly around my legs to maintain sufficient pressure. Then I must elevate my legs above the kidneys several times each day and climb into these stockings made out of the same vinyl they make beach balls out of. These stockings inflate with air and then deflate and inflate again, maintaining this pattern every three miniutes or so to "pump" the fluids into my torso. After this, I quickly throw on the velcro braces and hopefully my day is relatively pain- and itch-free. My "skin" is a combination of dry, flaky scale and a rubber-like material. Yuck! That's my BODY!! The flesh is described, in medical terms, as "woody," which means that each calf (the entire calf) is as hard as a, uhh -- umm, er, uh -- woody. I love the medical community's sense of humor, don't you? To make matters worse, the loss of the sense of touch contributed to a fall two years ago, snapping my spine, crushing a vertebra, and putting me in a wheelchair for the rest of my life. My attempts to live without a chair caused severe carpel tunnel, forciing me to shell out 20 grand for a specialized electric wheelchair.
My point is that I wish my ankles looked like this guy's do. Instead, last year I was fitted for 16 1/2 EEEEEE (6E) shoes. Before all this I fit in an American 11 D. Last week when we were covered with snow, I tried these clod hoppers on and couldn't even get my feet inside the shoe -- even after REMOVING the shoestring!!
YUCK!
YUCK!
Strong with the force he
Strong with the force he is...
His center of gravity is
His center of gravity is clearly in the back of his heels.
yeah that guy's got strong
yeah that guy's got strong toes
that girl in the background
that girl in the background has one hell of a ass
Huh?
What girl?
The man in the centre of that picture is so heavy that the force of gravity pulls my eyes when I try to look at that picture!
Ass
It's a badonkadonk. Adonk.
besides the guy, that was
besides the guy, that was the first thing I noticed. whoa.
It's tilted.
In reality, he's standing up and there's a wall of water about to fall on top of him.
If you turned your head 90
If you turned your head 90 degrees after reading this, you suck :P
Santa IS real!!!!
Santa IS real!!!!
Phuket better watch out for
Phuket better watch out for him
Hidro-Plane Complex!
Does this guy has an Hidro-Plane Complex?
Diving Or Landing?
Is this guy Diving Or it's a new modality of Landing!
Sliding / Spinning!
Why not, it could be a Sliding ... Or a Spinning!
He must be trying to loose
He must be trying to loose his belly....
You're right bro!
You're right bro!
jesus's powers were clearly
jesus's powers were clearly a bit over-exaggerated.
Is this Oliver Reed?
Is this Oliver Reed?
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Nope
There will be no water left when he jumps in
how to create a tsunami in a pool
gawd! hahaha, it's hilarious! :)
soon after he jumps in, i bet everyone's getting out of the pool. lol...
You've Been Hit By (clap
You've Been Hit By (clap clap)
You've Been Hit By (clap clap)
A Smooth Criminal
hmmm....
A little light on his feet.
Welcome to the Fatrix
Welcome to the Fatrix
Good collection of
Good collection of picture.
I dont this any person of any size in world can actually create Tsunami............
Tsunami to errupt there should be a high volume of water shift under deep shallow water which may not be possible to simulate.
But we have done this by proper engineering of a tank ...................
Plz reply back if want to know more.............
shut up, i dont think anyone
shut up, i dont think anyone actualy thought it would create a tsunami. but yes tell me more i would love to listen to you talk about something that really doesnt mean shit to do with this picture.
you're an idiot o_O
you're an idiot o_O
belly flop
where is it !
its a sexy bulb...
Shooped
This is obviously photoshopped. you can tell from the pixels and the fat and having seen a few shoops in my time
Re: How to create tsunami in a pool
If i was that lady I would be scared for my life.
Fat Dude
lmao, this guy couldnt even get his feet off the side yet and his just falling straight into da water :D:D
lol
ITS SHAMOO!!!
Mike McGann Belly Flop Contest
Mike McGann Belly Flop Contest Spirit Week: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljQSu6ZhBi0
I recon he is waving his
I recon he is waving his arms in backward circles in a vain attempt to not fall in.