I'm guessing you don't get out very much. And have a sick obsession with house cats.

Let me poke some holes in your fucking stupid argument:

- do domesticated house cats buy their own food? No. Their OWNER DOES. What happens if you stop feeding them? They die. Not surprisingly, if someone starves their pet to death then they're often charged with animal cruelty, and rightly so...they OWN THE CAT, if they don't treat it properly then they pay the price.
- did your cat purchase YOU at a pet store, or adopt you from an animal shelter? Because that's the only way it could be considered YOUR owner, in any sense (legal and logical).
- "You know when your cat sits up on a high place and looks across a flat piece of ground?" Yes, I do. And if it happens to be in the way, like in front of my screen when I'm trying to type, then I lift the damn cat off the table and put it on the floor. Because I own the table AND the cat, no matter what it might "think" (I find it interesting that you seem to have some magical insight into the feline cognitive process).

I guess I'll stop there, you did a good enough job of looking like an idiot on your own and I've reinforced that fact.