Pff.

If there's any owner/pwned relationship with cats and people.... it's *not* the people who do the ownage... !

You know when your cat sits up on a high place and looks across a flat piece of ground ?

That's what cats do for bits of land they regard as their territory.

You know when your cat splays itself across *your* couch ?

That's a cats way where a cat is 1/20 your size of daring you to move it.

Pff - cats own people - not the other way around !