"Alt" is quite a character

Someone called Loy did a great job personalizing "Ctrl" and "Esc":
Fugitive

That inspired me to create a character for "Alt". Hope you like it. You can find more of my work here :)

"Alt" is quite a character

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"Alt" is alternative

It took me a minute to get the joke: cops are controlling, fugitives escape, alts are alternative!

"Del" vs "F1"

"Del" vs "F1"

Interesting subject. "Num

Interesting subject.

"Num Lock" - math geek, 30 and still a virgin
"Pause Break" - lazy, shiftless goldbrick
"F9" - total whore. don't ask me why, she just seems that way.

Don't even get me started on

Don't even get me started on what happens when you get "F6" and "F9" together...

Others

Insert -- nymphomaniac
Home -- a home
Space Bar -- a bar in space.

It doesn't get any more witty than this.

Oh, and the Captcha is just stupid. What robot cannot add 8 and 5, that will last about two seconds in the hands of the spammers.

Alt and F4 together

"Alt" and "F4" together are Bonnie and Clyde: killing windows wherever they go (holding bricks perhaps).

Caps Lock

So would "Caps Lock" be a babbling frat boy?

"End"

"End" will be a suicidal depressor.

"Caps Lock"

"Caps Lock" is CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!

nah caps lock would be

nah caps lock would be shouting

Combo

What's CTRL + ALT + DEL????

ctrl + alt + del

Ctrl + Alt + Del would be the three required persons turning the keys, and pushing the buttons to launch nuclear annihilation.

"F8"

"F8"... a swami of some sort? (knows your f-eight)

How about Enter robbing

How about Enter robbing home?

I'm having visions of Slash

I'm having visions of Slash playing the guitar in his tophat as Backslash in a hockey mask, ready to put a knife in his back. Luckily, Shift steps in and hands Backslash a Pipe... and ?confuses Slash.

Awesome

Love it.

"Home"

"Home" should be an alien...

For those who don't get it "ET phone home..."

"F3"

"F3" is a dendrophiliac...

Very creative idea.

Very creative idea.
I like this personification of buttons.

The alt button is some sort of amusing.
I wonder what the "Alt gr" button would look like.

"Insert" = whore.

"Insert" = whore.

Hey, while everyone of you

Hey, while everyone of you is still discussing this, I will be off having sex. Deuces.

Clearly Alt should have Alt

Clearly Alt should have Alt Gr on a chain with a studded collar and a muzzle. Alt should also be smoking a Tab.

How about F1 driving a very fast car, while Start waves a chequered flag? Or Shift standing in an alleyway wearing a trenchcoat and shades? This is a fun game...

F11 would be a fatty ALT and

F11 would be a fatty
ALT and TAB should be juggling together
CTRL + C Should be in ejectors seat from a plane
And the win key would be the odd man out in the group

I'm done, I'm having way to much fun with this.